This past Saturday was my sperm party. Yup, you heard that right. I said sperm party. Since I've already selected and ordered my donor's goods, I put together a PowerPoint document of the 8 finalists that had been in the running to lend their genetic material to my baby making venture. Some of my closest… Continue reading It’s my party & I’ll wear a sperm crown if I want to
Month: February 2019
Still celebrating Singles Awareness Day
I thought it might be fun to re-visit a blog I posted back in 2012. 2012! Yikes! After all these years, I still come back to this ditty I penned about Valentine's Day. It's rare that a writer can look back on something written so long ago and not cringe. So I cherish this piece.… Continue reading Still celebrating Singles Awareness Day
A path without picket fences
I almost cried in Ikea yesterday. Up to this point, I've somehow managed to remain quite emotionless about all of this. Since I made the decision to move forward on this path, I've been focused on the logistics of it all, getting all my ducks in a row. I haven't really stopped to check in… Continue reading A path without picket fences
Sperm Secured
I bought my sperm this morning. Bet that's not a sentence you ever thought you'd read, or in my case, say. But I did say it, multiple times yesterday, after ordering 6 units (AKA 6 attempts for insemination) of my sperm of choice. I have decided on my donor. His goods will chill (no pun… Continue reading Sperm Secured
So you wanna be a sperm donor…
Yesterday afternoon, I had my mini consultation via Skype with the owner of Outreach Health Group, the - for lack of a better term - sperm store I've selected. It is illegal to be paid for sperm in Canada, so there is very, very little Canuck sperm to be had. Sad face. Therefore, the majority… Continue reading So you wanna be a sperm donor…