Cause I’m not knocked up.
My creative juices have felt fairly dry for the past few days, which is why I haven’t posted.
However, apparently the people are waiting to find out about the first test results, so I’m now writing without the confidence of having any clever innuendos or quips. Not easy for a writer to do!
But, you’ve got to give the people what they want!
My first pregnancy test came back negative, which I suspected. I did not expect it to take the first go around, so I’m okay with the results. I was not crushed, or devastated, or crying. It was only the first attempt, and I didn’t want a December baby, anyway (no offense to you December babies).
Cycle monitoring starts up again on Friday morning, bright and early! Back for another round of 7am blood draws and internal ovary investigations.
Until then, I’ll keep popping my Materna and drinking my fully caffeinated Tetley while I can.
Cheers.
Conceiving Motherhood 
I’m glad that you are so accepting of the uncertainty and patience required for this process! Looks like you’ll need to get those legs up again. New socks maybe?
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Disappointing news but I will keep the faith as I know you will
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2020 will make a great Birthday year, neat ring to it. Here’s to attempt #2
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Thank you for this update … I am so excited about your journey, but also want to remain respectful … i.e. what I really wanted to do was message you at 12:01 a.m. on the 18th, but I restrained. This baby makin’ business is hard work!!! xoxo
p.s. I have awesome decaf tea bags when you’re ready!!
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Hang in there beautiful. I’m not gonna say anything like ‘when it’s meant to be’ blah blah blah cause I know that does nothing for your heart. Sending all my thoughts and prayers your way
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